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Thick thighs may save lives, but thin patience is sure to take them. This is the t-shirt for murderous murderers of Murder Apparel who agree that a scythe is the ultimate accessory. Make it clear to your enemies that you are not to be messed with, or else you will wield a weapon, or worse, your thighs.
• Unisex
• 100% premium cotton
• Pre-shrunk
Love all my shirts I get from here! Even if they come with crazy looks sometimes. They fit perfect and super comfy.
This t-shirt is super soft and not scratchy or stiff like a lot of t-shirts, which was a pleasant surprise. The graphic is very high quality and seems durable. I think it fits true to size for unisex sizing. Plus the irony is just *chef's kiss* and it even made my anti-tattoo dad laugh. 10/10 would recommend.